*Obviously the following ranting is slurred. But what's scary is how angry the normally happy kid sounds. D:*

Y'know what? I'm glad my parents are gone. They were lazy and selfish and always took my money to go gamble.

I worked my ass off and lied about my age since I was nine to support them and what do I finally get in return? An IOU of over 150,000,000 yen to some Yakuza who lack basic knowledge on the human anatomy last Christmas. If it weren't for Ojou-sama, I'd be dead and my organs would be on the black market. I'll have to work for her for the next forty years to pay her back.

*He now sounds somber* Ojou-sama...I miss you. You're...probably still waiting for your tea, aren't you? Hehe...Wonder if she fired me by now. She's such a tempermental child but that doesn't bother me...

...It's kind of hard to eat a hamburger when a lamb is watching you.

*Twirling in front of the mirror is a girl dressed in a bunny girl outfit. She giggles as she views herself and she has a very visible blush on her face. On the dresser is an opened box of chocolates that says 'Eat Me' on the lid.*

I look totally sexy~. I can't believe I found this outfit embarrassing. Nobody will resist me if I wear this~. Forget chores, I'm going to score today~. *She giggles, er, naughtily.*

I, Ayasaki Hermione, will totally steal someone's heart tonight~. *She turns to a photo of a young blond girl. The girl is staring at her and looks as though she wants to say something but words fail her.*

I'll be back soon, Ojou-sama~. *The girl twirls again and walks off screen purposely, giggling sensually. There is the sound of the door opening and closing.

The video continues for several minutes. The girl in the photo slowly blinks and when she snaps out of it, immediately starts shouting soundlessly and eventually sulks in a corner.

The video cuts out.*

((...Yeah. Guess which sort of chocolate 'she' got.

Also, if your character watched this video without going 'damn that chick's hot', then they have successfully resisted Hayate's moe-ness...for now. Seriously, the kid canonly turned some people gay for him whenever he crossdresses. :P

And yes, I will try to attend to old tags while I'm at it. *orz*

ALMOST FORGOT. COMMENT LOGS ARE FINE WITH ME. FEEL FREE TO ENCOUNTER HIMHER, GUYS. :D))

*Whenever Hayate speaks, his language/speech pattern sounds different than it usually does. He sounds rougher, abrupt, rude, and yet oddly cheerful.*

Ah...I see I'm still here. Aniki nor Ojou-sama wont like this one bit. I still need to pay that drunk bitch of a teacher a visit about why she hasn't payed her bill this month. Eheh~.

O-ojou-sama's picture turned into a butterfly?!

...Did I really dance with penguins the other day?

*In some random hallway, Hayate is polishing a small table out of habit. After he completes his task, he cheerfully laughs and picks up a small watering can off the floor and waters the plant on top of that table.*

That should do it~. Ah, today feels like a great day. I feel...like singing~!

*And without warning, as he starts 'la la laaaaa~'ing, a whole crowd of animals show up. Mainly penguins and those camels that recently escaped from Megara's closet. He doesn't notice as he sings*

All right everyone, time to tidy things up *His newfound helpers then dash off into the nearest room and return with their own scrub brushes, animal friendly cleaner, and pails*

Come my little friends
As we all sing a happy little working song
Merry little voices clear and strong
Come and roll your sleeves up
So that we can pitch in
Cleaning crud up in the kitchen
As we sing along~!

*Not to alarm you guys but a couple of camels can be seen heading in the direction of the kitchen. Also, Hayate is still singing and hasn't noticed what is transpiring behind him. Oh dear...*

((There may be penguins with cleaning supplies at your door throughout the day. You may let them in but after awhile, they'll just chillax in your room and refuse to leave after their objective is done. \o\; *tomato'd*))

I-its going to take weeks to get the stains out of the hallway carpets. How much did you guys drink last night?!

...Well, if anyone wants tea for their hangover, just let me know~.

Ah~. The birds and cows are all gone~.

Now I can relax~.

Ah, good old [INSERT NAME OF VERY EXPENSIVE BUT EFFECTIVE CLEANING PRODUCT HERE]. You have yet to fail me~.

Take that, spontaneous birds and cows!




( Presents )

I just got five gold rings from that carousel. And I still had enough time to make more tea~.

...

I-is tomorrow going to involve the line 'six geese a-laying'?



((OOC - Hey guys, my semi-hiatus will finally end tomorrow. Expect more replies and stuff this weekend. \o/))

Birds. Everywhere. Making a mess. I just cleaned this place too...

Palette-san, I hope they haven't gotten into your tea.

Do they know how hard it is to clean those curtains?

Ah! Not on Ojou-sama!

...Its Ojou-sama alright.

How do I give a moving photo tea...?

Ojou-sama...

*Even in his dreams, Hayate strives to serve his Ojou-sama.

Though this time he suddenly finds himself in the dark. As he takes in his surroundings, Santa Claus approaches.*

"Well, well. Working hard I see," *He says with knowing, twinkling eyes. Yet Hayate could hear how mocking his voice is.*

"I have to. I must pay off my debt to Ojou-sama, even if does take forty years to do so." *Hayate said warily to the jolly fat man in red.* "Why are you here?...have you changed your mind on not giving me a present?"

*Santa laughed.* "No." *Hayate sighed in disappointment.* "I'm just here to tell you that little Nagi Sanzenin is here. She's waiting for her tea, you see."

"Ah! I forgot about that!" *Hayate glanced at his hand that's holding on the teapot. Its still warm.*

"Hurry, Hayate. She's waiting for you." *Hayate nodded and ran in a random direction. He just knew who was there at the end.

( My event posts are getting longer lately. Orz )

Ojou-sama~. Your tea is ready~. I made it just the way you -

Eeeeeh?! When did Ojou-sama's study get remodeled to look like this place? Or...did I somehow managed to get lost and wandered into a different part of the grounds? Did I just found the guest house? I should ask Maria-san about this when I can find her...

Um...hello? Anyone here? Its me, Hayate.

Character Name: Hayate Ayasaki
Series: Hayate no Gotoku
Timeline: Sometime after episode 36

Character History: Ever since he was eight or nine, Hayate Ayasaki had to lie about his age so he could support his lazyass parents. His father is apparently waiting for the right job to appear before him and his mother likes to gambleinvest in dreams...while doing very little housework. Thus by the time he was 16, he had taken a lot of odd jobs and gained the knowledge of how the world works. Much of this was motivated by a dream he had where Santa told him that those who diligently work get to eat and the last. Even so...Santa will still not give him a present. Bastard. D:

( long app is looooong )